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TOPIC DE BLAGUES : la resurrection

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J'aime bien les gueguerres comme ca :yerk: :yeeh:

A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia ..
He was having his coffee, croissant, bread, butter & jam at the hotel's coffee house.
A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a casual conversation.

Malaysian : "You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?"
Singaporean : "Of course."
Malaysian : "We don't. In Malaysia , we only eat what's inside.The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them across to Singapore ."
The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.

Malaysian : "Do you eat the jam with the bread?"
Singaporean : "Of course."
Malaysian (chuckling): "We don't. In Malaysia , we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-overs in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam, before we sell it across to Singapore ."

This time, the Singaporean retorted : "Do you have sex in Malaysia ?"
Malaysian : "Why, of course we do"
Singaporean : "Do you wear protection"
Malaysian : "Of course! We wear condoms."
Singaporean : "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Malaysian : "Stupid question ! Of course we throw them away."
Singaporean : "We don't. In Singapore , the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum & sell them across to Malaysia ,... and that's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore
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Monsieur et Madame Egée ont failli avoir un enfant Yves.








(ça c'est fait.)


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ça fait presque 6 mois sans blagues....!!
Si ça c'est pas la preuve que le monde va mal ça! :fear:
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va y jane on t'écoute  :hehe:

que des pas connues biensur  :yeeh:

c'est ton défit

Han! toute cette pression! :wow:

Alors euh...
Que dit une moquette quand elle rencontre un parquet?

'-Azy j'te couvre!'

moi ça me fait rire! :lol:
"You deserve something more beautiful.That, at least, I'm sure of."


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Si , c'est drole! :D

et ben vas y toi! p'tit malin! fais nous rire! :o
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comment appelle-t-on l'ange gardien des roux ?
Parmis tous les peuples de la Gaule, les belges sont les plus graves.